Golden moblies ...

People of a certain age should not be allowed to have mobiles. not unless they have gone through an intensive training course in taking off keypad tones, changing ringtones and the etiquette of public transport i.e if you are on a train, chances are the phone is RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, therefore you do not need the ringtone on SUPERSONIC loud. If, by chance, it does ring, perhaps it would be nicer if you didn't spend five minutes deciding whether to answer it or not, while it is making my ears bleed.